Cinema Erotique
Thursday, 03 March 2011 10:00
Dave
After many years reviewing porn, and even more years watching it, we do occasionally get a bit bored with the regular porn formula (I know.. who would have thought it?). We spend quite a bit of time prowling the backwaters of the Internet looking for something a little different. Often, that quest ends in something too horrible for us to review here. There is a lot of very weird stuff out there. There are indeed no exceptions to Rule 34. Occasionally though we get lucky. Like panning for gold, after wading through mud for weeks at a time you might, just might see that gleam of gold that makes it all worthwhile.
This time our quest to find something a little different in the world of porn lead us to an independent porn site called Cinema Erotique. This is the home of Cherry Chapman, an independent porn producer. Unlike many independent producers, Cherry isn't trying to copy the big players or trying to be even dirtier. She isn't trying to fill a really specialised kink niche (midgets dressed as clowns blowing men in Santa suits anyone?). What she is producing is interesting, well made, original porn. She's also not American. This porn is shot mostly in London with English and Eastern European actors. I have to say, it makes a very nice change from the San-Pornando valley.
Last Updated on Friday, 25 March 2011 14:53
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Ansell Liquid Personal Lubricant
Thursday, 14 July 2011 10:00
Dave
Regular readers would know that we like to go the extra mile for you folks. We have watched some truly horrible porn right to the end and used some very dubious toys so you don't have to. I've even covered my junk in red hot ice cubes for your benefit. It isn't often that we find a product so bad that we just can't finish our testing. Last night, unfortunately, was one of those rare occasions.
Last night we decided to test out a new lube. It had the right credentials - it was by Ansell who's "Ansell Lifestyles Natural" we loved. We were expecting good things. Unfortunately, Ansell Liquid Personal Lubricant just didn't perform. It started off quite well. The packaging is attractive. The dispenser pump is well designed. Rubbing a bit on my fingers, it felt like a really thick silky lube and we thought we might be onto a winner. The problem started when we applied it to Mrs Dave.
Last Updated on Wednesday, 06 July 2011 16:52
TSA: Your Ass Is In Our Hands
Thursday, 15 December 2011 00:00
Dave
Frequent visitors to the USA will be familiar with the government-sanctioned sexual assault that masquerades as a post-9/11 security check. One guy I work with, thanks to his nationality (Indonesian), name (Muslim-sounding), and the fact that he travels occasionally to the Middle East for work, has to allow an extra 4 hours at every airport in the US for his "completely random" additional security check. When I saw that Evan Stone, one of the funniest guys in porn, had written a porn satire of the TSA, I thought "Wow! Comedy. porn and cutting edge political satire all in one!"
It certainly looked promising. Written and directed by Evan. With Randy Spears (the other funniest guy in porn) and a bunch of other people. The pre-credit opening is great - Evan in full TSA uniform monologues to the camera "...weary travellers queuing up to have their civil liberties violated and the constitution torn up on their faces...". Then the credits rolled, the film started and we quickly remembered why most comedians don't write their own material. Most funny guys are good at the delivery but have a team of writers to craft the jokes. When they write their own material they can fall a bit flat. Evan is no exception.
Last Updated on Wednesday, 14 December 2011 20:55
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Yours+Mine
Thursday, 10 November 2011 10:00
MrsDave
Recently we purchased another special lube at the supermarket, the Yours+Mine Lubricant from K-Y. Like the Secret Garden Female Orgasm Enhancing Cream and the Play O Orgasmic Gel, Yours+Mine is designed to make the female bits all warm and cozy. However this one also comes with a tube of goo to put on his junk and make it all cold and tingly. Hence, Yours+Mine. Then you mix the two together and worlds collide, there are meteor showers and unicorns crap rainbows etc, etc, etc. Or so the packaging (and advertising) leads us to believe...
K-Y have done a better job than Durex did in that they are not excluding 50% of the population with this product by aiming it at both genders. It comes packed with a simple cardboard outer. Inside the packet are two tubes of goo; a purple one ("Mine"), intended for use on female bits and a blue one ("Yours") to go on male bits. I think we can safely assume that K-Y have aimed this at female purchasers. Anyway, the tubes look like test tubes and come in a plastic bracket to keep them together. At this point I should mention that you should keep the cardboard outer and this bracket to keep the tubes in because the tubes won't stand up on their own and if you lie them down the lids do leak a bit. Keeping them upright is a wise idea. The packaging is designed to keep them upright, so do your best to keep it intact.
Last Updated on Saturday, 29 October 2011 15:14
Rechargeable DeLight DeLuxe
Thursday, 22 December 2011 00:00
MrsDave
Well it's ages since I've done a toy review, but here one is. Recently I bought a Rechargeable DeLight DeLuxe vibrator. This is one of the Fun Factory's premium rechargeable vibes. Made of silicone and skin friendly plastic it comes shaped for g-spot stimulation.
The vibrator has the "royal curl" at the end to act as a handle. It has about 7 speeds and then 3 different pulses similar to the LAYAspot. It even has a bump to work on the clit (more on that below). Like all Fun Factory products we've reviewed (the LAYAspot, Flexi Felix), the quality is high and the motor in this is reliable and pretty quiet. It also looks stunning.
Last Updated on Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:12
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