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Rechargeable DeLight DeLuxe

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Well it's ages since I've done a toy review, but here one is. Recently I bought a Rechargeable DeLight DeLuxe vibrator. This is one of the Fun Factory's premium rechargeable vibes. Made of silicone and skin friendly plastic it comes shaped for g-spot stimulation.

The vibrator has the "royal curl" at the end to act as a handle. It has about 7 speeds and then 3 different pulses similar to the LAYAspot. It even has a bump to work on the clit (more on that below). Like all Fun Factory products we've reviewed (the LAYAspot, Flexi Felix), the quality is high and the motor in this is reliable and pretty quiet. It also looks stunning.

 

TSA: Your Ass Is In Our Hands

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Frequent visitors to the USA will be familiar with the government-sanctioned sexual assault that masquerades as a post-9/11 security check. One guy I work with, thanks to his nationality (Indonesian), name (Muslim-sounding), and the fact that he travels occasionally to the Middle East for work, has to allow an extra 4 hours at every airport in the US for his "completely random" additional security check. When I saw that Evan Stone, one of the funniest guys in porn, had written a porn satire of the TSA, I thought "Wow! Comedy. porn and cutting edge political satire all in one!"

It certainly looked promising. Written and directed by Evan. With Randy Spears (the other funniest guy in porn) and a bunch of other people. The pre-credit opening is great - Evan in full TSA uniform monologues to the camera "...weary travellers queuing up to have their civil liberties violated and the constitution torn up on their faces...". Then the credits rolled, the film started and we quickly remembered why most comedians don't write their own material. Most funny guys are good at the delivery but have a team of writers to craft the jokes. When they write their own material they can fall a bit flat. Evan is no exception.

 

The Craving

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I'm a big fan of fairy tales. This may seem like an odd confession on a porn review blog but I'm not talking Disney here. I like the old stories. Before Disney filled them with talking teapots and twittering birds. The old, old, dark stories. My bookshelves bulge with titles like Grimm's Grimmest and Snow White, Blood Red. When I saw that Wicked had released The Craving, a dark, adult fairy tale, I grabbed a copy.

The Craving was released in 2007 starring Jessica Drake (last seen in 2040) and directed by Brad Armstrong (who also directed and performed in 2040). The premise is simple - an adult re-telling of a bunch of well known fairy tales. Sleeping Beauty, The Pied Piper, Little Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel and The Frog Prince. All those stories have a lot to offer to a porn writer. In fact we even have a porn short story collection based on those stories. Unfortunately, the makers of The Craving had never read it because they took the easy option - replace the words "lived happily ever after" with the word "fucked".

 
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