Another classic for you this week. Little Girls Blue, released in 1977 and starring Casey Winters, Elaine Wells and Tamara Morgan. This one appears on a lot of classic porn must watch lists so we had high hopes. We haven't watched much porn lately so we were looking forward to a good bit of classic fucking. Unfortunately, this wasn't really the right movie for the mood.
Little Girls Blue is another film that would never get made these days. It details the goings on in a very exclusive (and apparently very oversexed) private girls' school. Nowdays of course it would have to be set in an exclusive women-only college or something, but back then schoolgirls were fair game in porn. Now I can remember having crushes on male teachers, but I never fantasised about going down on them, particularly not while sitting in lessons with said teacher. Perhaps some of my classes would have been more interesting if I had...
We open with Misty (Casey Winters) fantasising about Mr Barrett (Paul Thomas), her geography teacher. She wishes she was fucking him. Meanwhile, Mr Barrett is actually fucking Buffy (Elaine Wells), another student, in exchange for increasing her grades (and her learning how to blow him). Coach Fowler (Carl Regal), the gym teacher fantasizes about fucking Marium (Lola Dunmore), a particularly buxom student on the basketball team, making it difficult for him to help her with her maths, which she needs to pass in order to stay on the team. Misty, fed up with fantasizing, sneaks out at night with Kathy (Tamara Morgan) to go out with boys. Kathy fucks two at once, while Misty isn't impressed at first with her date but decides to fuck him anyway. Back at school, as Mr Barrett is unavailable, Misty decides to settle for Coach Fowler and pretends to be Marium to entice him into a dark room and fuck him. Confusing? You bet.
There were a lot of scenes in this film, at least half of which were fantasy sequences. You could tell they were fantasy sequences because they were shot in a misty sort of soft focus. Like most classic porn, the scenes were short and varied. Lots of blow-jobs. Only one or two facials. No anal. Lots of bush. Natural boobs.
There really isn't much more to say about this one. It really wasn't anything special. It had the potential to work well, but it just doesn't quite get there. The music is pleasant and the scenes are well shot, but despite the quantity of sex, it just isn't erotic. It's a bit "wafty" in all the sex scenes. More art-house than porn. Maybe if we had been in a more arty mood instead of just horny, this may have gone down better. In the end, I think it just got too carried away with the misty, floaty, fantasy stuff and ended up a bit dull.
You can buy Little Girls Blue as a two-disk set with a "sequel" through Uncut DVDs in Australia.
