The other day we decided that it was time for another educational porn - Seymore Butts' "Squirters 2". Now long time readers will know that we've watched squirting movies before (such as Axel Braun's Squirting 101 ep 1). We're quite keen on it, but I've never managed it. Still, we keep watching and we keep trying.
Also known as "Female Ejaculation, A Complete Guide", this was put out in 2000, long before there were many squiring how-to guides around (and before Axel did it). I must admit to a great deal of trepidation upon turning this on, being aware of many of Mr Butts' other productions, but I was pleasantly surprised.
Basically Seymore does a piece to camera, and with the help of Tina Cheri, explains the workings of the pubococcygeal (PC) muscles - in Australia they are known as the pelvic floor muscles. I know that in the US they are also called Kegel muscles. I say with the help of Tina Cheri, because she gives a visual demonstration of what happens when these particular muscles are contracted and relaxed. An extreme visual presentation. Anyway, Hershel Savage "drops by" to collect Seymore for a lunch date they have. An "argument" ensues about whether or not it was for that day or the next, and Hershel enters the house to see Tina. She goes down on him and a great fuck ensues. From memory, she had at least four orgasms. And she squirted.
Next, Seymore demonstrated some strengthening exercises for the fingers, hand and wrists of the person doing the hand-work to achieve a great orgasm. This is a good idea, as we've both been on the receiving end of muscles cramping at a critical moment.
Next we meet Alisha Klass. The scene setup suggests that she and Seymore were an item at the time (and Wikipedia has confirmed this). The chemistry between them is great and they give a fantastic demonstration of various positions to achieve female ejaculation. Seymore even gives demonstrations, both in Alisha and out, of the finger movements required. This includes a few we hadn't seen before and may add to our repertoire. Being a Seymore Butts production he also tells us that some women can also squirt through anal play. I have never heard of this before and I suspect it was just an excuse to get some anal into a Seymore Butts movie that until that point had no anal in it.
During this scene, Seymore got Alisha to turn over from doggy style, and in the movement, she lets rip a series of vaginal farts (known as "fanny farts" in Australia; yes, I know that the fanny is the arse in the USA, but here it is a pussy). Now these are funny at the best of times, but I've never seen them in a porn feature before; not even in the outtakes. Apart from the comedic value, Seymore took the opportunity to explain what caused the noise, and cautioned male viewers never to mock their partner for anything that might erupt from the body. This was a surprisingly sensitive moment. Alisha then kicked in with some good advice along the lines of not putting anything in a pussy that has been in an arse without a thorough wash in between (pay attention to that, San Pornando Valley) and that yes, anal can be messy, so just deal with it and be grateful that you've been asked to do it.
After this, Alisha got to squirt and I have never seen anyone squirt so much ever (even more than Cytherea in Squirting 101)! She gave Seymore a facial - the volume was so much it went up his nose and in his eyes. He even had to put on a dry shirt.
There was an interlude of non-instructional fuck scenes, featuring squirting in a number of different ways. I think these were cut from various other features that he has put out, but I'm not sure.
Lastly, Seymore and Alisha go down on Montana Gunn, a "squirting virgin". Now we weren't sure whether she actually squirted at the end or not, but they claimed she did. If she did it certainly wasn't much.
Anyway, as an early attempt at an educational movie, it isn't bad. Very much aimed at hetero couples where the men may be a little insensitive, it's not much help for any woman trying to squirt on her own. But it isn't bad.
