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Holy Smokes Batman, it's Superhero porn! Yes folks, it's superhero porn for you today. As a child I would religiously tune in to the same bat time on the same bat channel every afternoon to watch a slightly overweight Adam West, "Sock!", "Kapow!" and "Thwack!" his way through another collection of strangely dressed villains. I know Batman has gone back to his dark and Gothics roots now, and good for him, but I still have a great fondness for the campy Adam West version. So, apparently, does Axel Braun. Yes, Axel has made a porn parody of the old Adam West Batman. In all its campy glory. Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.

I have to be a little pedantic here and mention that this (and all the test of the 'parody' porn around at the moment) isn't actually a parody. A parody implies that you are sending something up, taking the micky (or in Australian vernacular - taking the piss). This isn't parody. It's a re-creation. A faithful re-telling. An homage, if you will. Call it what you like though, and as much as Mrs Dave is reading over my shoulder shaking her head at this point - I loved it! Axel got it exactly right.

We open in stately Wayne Manor, Bruce Wayne (Dale DaBone) and his ward Dick Greyson (James Deen; Sanatorium, An Open Invitation, Expert Guide to Female Orgasms and Teachers) are playing 3-D chess when Alfred the butler comes in to tell him that "the special phone is ringing". A quick chat on the bat-phone to Commissioner Gordon, a press on the button hidden in the bust of Shakespeare to reveal the bat-poles and Batman and Robin are ready for action. Quick. To the Bat-mobile. Atomic batteries to power!

The dastardly Riddler (Evan Stone is absolutely perfect) has kidnapped Bruce Wayne's fiancee Lisa Carson (Kimberly Kane; The Visitors). Can he save her? Does she need saving? She's a resourceful girl and fucks the Riddler vigorously in exchange for a more comfortable cell. I have to say at this point that the costuming was absolutely spot on. From the Ridler's outfit to Lisa's 60's underwear (not that you ever saw that in the old TV show but you knew it was there).

Much very camp superhero high jinks ensues. Can Batman and Robin defeat the combined forces of the Riddler, The Joker (not the dark brooding new Joker, but the silly but still very evil Joker played perfectly by Randy Spears) and the Catwoman (Tori Black - no Julie Newmarr or Eartha Kit but sexy nonetheless)? Can they save Lisa? Will Robin and Batgirl (Lexi Belle) manage to get their capes out of the way while having sex? Does Catwoman have a soft spot for Batman? Will Batman and Robin be able to teach Catwoman a very carnal lesson? You'll have to tune in at the same bat time, on the same bat channel to find out!  Particularly if you also want to see Alexis Texas (2040) as Molly, and Andy San Dimas and Syren Sexton as The Joker's Molls all get their kit off.

I did learn one new thing while watching this - outfits with capes don't just get sucked into jet engines (ala The Incredibles), they also get massively in the way when having sex. Note to self - no cape, or at least one with a quick release. I suspect Batgirl and Robin will be modifying their costumes for easier removal after this adventure is over. Batman didn't seem to have the same trouble. Must be his amazing intellect and super reflexes at work.

Axel stays absolutely faithful to the old show formula (except for the explicit sex of course), even the guest celebrity (Ron Jeremy) saying hello to Batman and Robin as they climb up the wall using their bat ropes was there. The costuming was perfect. The acting was spot on. Or should I say - the... acting was.... spot... on. It was just like watching the old series again, only with explicit sex. Even the sex was pretty good. Formulaic porn sex, but everyone looked like they had a great time. Most of the girls had natural boobs. There was even some bush to be seen. I do like this natural trend in porn. Long may it continue.

Axel has done a fine job here. If you didn't watch the show as a kid (like Mrs Dave) you probably won't like it as much. There are a lot of in jokes and references that you just won't get. It's still worth a look though. For fans of the show it's an absolute must see.

You can buy Batman XXX: A Porn Parody here through Uncut DVDs in Australia.

You can buy Batman XXX: A Porn Parody here through Good Vibrations in the USA.