The other night, the to-be-watched pile spewed up Debbie Does Dallas: The Next Generation. We reviewed the original Debbie Does Dallas quite some time ago and thoroughly enjoyed it. Unfortunately the same could not be said for Debbie Does Dallas: The Next Generation. The porn industry has done its usual "milk the cash cow" thing with the Debbie franchise - IAFD lists no fewer than 12 titles in the Debbie series, with this being the second last. Unfortunately the curse of the sequel has struck again.
Loosely, Debbie (Lexus Locklear, with what is without a doubt, the worst boob job I have ever seen) works in a strip club, but wants to be a magazine cover girl (talk about aiming high in life). Her mother, Kathy (Sharon Mitchell, last seen in Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days, Devil in Miss Jones 2, Barbara Broadcast) convinces her to leave the strip club and instead to apply to a cheer leading squad for a basketball team as the pay is better and it gets her face known. Anyway, try out she does, but Ma comes along as well to suss out the competition. While there, Debbie quite literally bumps into Dallas (Jon Dough) and fancies him. Her fantasy of screwing him provides the first sex scene in the movie.
Sharon's character, Kathy, is a nasty, sneaky piece of work, doing anything that she can to ensure that darling Debbie and best friend Althea (Micky Lynn) make it into the squad. Cheerleader co-ordinator Madelyn (Shane, displaying an impressive amount of under-boob under her cropped top) and Joni, one of the wannabes (Stephanie Swift - Double Feature) are making out in a fairly tender lesbian scene (at least until the very large dildo makes an appearance) only to have Kathy leave broken glass in Joni's boots, so that she can't perform.
Althea is asked to get the dirt on another girl (Lil Bit) so photographs her while she screws Chewie (Billy Glyde). She then feigns surprise at catching them and gets invited to join in. Sadly Althea's camera "didn't work" so there were no incriminating photos to help Kathy in her quest.
Now we get an odd twist. Turns out that Coach Fowler (Vince Vouyer - Café Flesh 2, Fantasy Chamber) was a pal of Kathy's back in their college days, but apparently she didn't put out (often) enough to secure her place on the cheer squad. It's up to Debbie and Louise (Toni James) to save the day by having a threesome with him. I didn't get why Louise was in this scene as Debbie's best bud - I thought that was Althea. Still, whoever said that the plot had to make sense?
Poor Debbie. The lust of her loins, Dallas, doesn't fancy her. Instead he fancies her old, old mum (who, thanks to Debbie, he thinks is her aunt). Still, Debbie tracks him down at his work place, and after he's seen plenty of her snatch while she performs up a ladder for him, and she follows him to the shower, he doesn't seem to resist too hard. Fulfilling her fantasy, he screws her. So Debbie does indeed, do Dallas.
Lastly, the film ends with Kathy taking a facial from Buddy Shoy (Tony Tedeschi - The New Devil in Miss Jones, Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 1, Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy (Vol. 11), Café Flesh 2, Fantasy Chamber) and we can't remember who he was meant to be or what part of the story he was.
The original Debbie Does Dallas displayed lots of good humour, if not good taste (hell, this is porn, none of them show good taste). It poked fun (as well as other things) at various stereotypes that existed and the setups were vaguely believable. About the only redeeming feature of this film is that the setups fitted with the "story". Debbie is not the most pleasant person in the world, and has odd double-standards (she'll strip for a room of men quite happily, but doesn't like having to "perform" to audition for the cheer squad). She's quite aware of what her mother is up to, and acquiesces to it. As for Kathy, the character is really quite horrible. I feel sorry for Sharon having had to play this role. While she may have had fun doing it as an actress, she was 41 when it was made, and her star was definitely on the wane. She certainly camped it up for the role, but there were so many holes in the plot and continuity errors that she really wasted her time. I hope she got a good paycheck from it, because I can't see any other reason for having done it.
The camera work was kind of OK, but the boom mike did keep trying to muscle in on the scenes. Sharon's character was a chain smoker, so the set must have reeked, and she was always peering through a haze of smoke, which must have made filming difficult.
The girls are all attractive and most of the girls have natural boobs and some have bushes. Shane's boobs are particularly impressive. As opposed to Lexus Locklear's boobs, which I mentioned earlier. The. Worst. Boob-job. Evah! Honestly, if it had been me on the receiving end of that butcher's knife, I'd have been asking for my money, and my old boobs, back. Perched very high on her chest, they looked like oranges had been glued there. She didn't even have a cleavage, they were so far apart (nearly in her armpits, and that was when she was standing up). The nipples were unevenly placed, and the scars around them were very visible. When she was leaning over in cowgirl, you could quite clearly see the seam on the saline bag and where it puckered through her skin. Yuck!
I guess if you just want something to wank to, this will fit the bill. If you are a fan of a particular performer, then this will probably fit the bill. If you are looking for a worthy successor to the original Debbie Does Dallas, this definitely does not fit the bill.
