After our experiences with new porn over the last few months we have been somewhat reluctant to investigate the newer mainstream titles in our to be watched pile. Most of the new porn we have watched has been overly long and astonishingly dull. After a run of classics though we were in danger of turning URT into a classics only site so we gritted our teeth and pulled a random new porn off the pile. The cover was encouraging. For a start it was't a parody. I know! Amazing! An actual, original idea!
Our random selection was the Flying Pink Pig, directed by Erica McLean (ex-star and now freelance director). The titular Flying Pink Pig is an upmarket catering van (the sort you see on building sites at lunchtime) only this one is staffed with young hotties (let me assure you, most of the real ones are not) and serves food laced with a secret aphrodisiac. Apparently the van is actually a real catering van in the LA area that they borrowed for the shoot. This film made the news last year when it was shot when the owners of the real Flying Pig first gave permission for the truck to be used, then withdrew permission before release and the whole thing ended up in court. Anyway, the Pink Pig (movie version) is owned by Sunny Lane (last seen by us in The Human Sexipede) and run by her and a bevvy of young hotties. An evil businessman (Ron Jeremy... fortunately in a non-sex role) wants the business and hires Nicki Hunter to infiltrate the business and help him take over (OK.. it's not that original an idea but it's not a parody).
First up we have Megan Foxx delivering lunch to Tommy Gunn (lots of stuff, but last in Bonny & Clide), a rock star who has lost his mojo. One bite of the aphrodisiac food and his mojo is well and truly back. A vigorous fucking ensures and they both look like they are having a lot of fun. After the regulation 3 positions, he cums... on her puss. What? On her puss? Not a facial! Amazing! Whatever will they think of next? What's more we are only about 20 minutes into the film. The whole scene was only 15 minutes long! It wasn't a 45 minute long snore fest! We quickly checked the box and found that the whole film is only 1:30 long. Less than half the length of the execrable Bonny & Clide. We had to double-check to make sure we weren't watching something made in the 80s but no, definitely 2010.
Next up, Sasha Heart (better known as Sabrina Star) makes a delivery to airline pilot Michael Vegas. Apparently he needs to "relax and enjoy his food". Well, one aphrodisiac bite later and he relaxes and enjoys Sasha instead, vigorously fucking her before cumming on her fauxhawk. Unusual, but whatever yanks your crank I suppose. Nicki (having gained a position on staff) is next, doing Lee Stone (Private Pleasures, Hannah Goes to Hell) in the back of the van, then Nicki sets up a meeting between Sunny and a finance guy (Nick Manning, last seen in Sanatorium, New Devil in Miss Jones, This Ain't Star Trek XXX, SexWorld 2002) to look at expanding the business. Apparently he is a friend of evil Ron's and is supposed to rip her off but she does such a good job fucking him and his wife (Shayla LaVeaux... who I have to say, looks her age.. actually her age is only 41 and she looks at least 55... the years have not been kind... neither has her boob job) that he gives her $200,000 instead to buy two new trucks.
Last up the crew feed a film crew, including the star Antonio Calderon De Muchacho DeJuanita Del Marco (Niko - Private Pleasures). Emy Reyes goes positively ballistic over Antonio and gets so excited that they have to put subtitles in so we can understand what she is saying. They fuck and she talks dirty in a mix of Spanish and English while the rest of the Pink Pig crew watch from the van. Finally Nicki tells old Ron where to go and decides to take over the van herself. All will be revealed in part 2.
This was played strictly for laughs. Little comic thought balloons would appear, Emy's subtitles were a nice comic touch and the whole thing had a really good, fun feel. It certainly didn't take itself too seriously. The sex was good. Formulaic but well done and didn't go on too long. The scenes were around 15 minutes each, which is plenty long enough to show some good variety without getting boring. There was no obligatory whole-cast orgy, only one anal scene and there was some variety in the cum-shots which is very unusual.
The girls looked great. Young and dumb and full of fun was they way they played it. Sunny in particular is lovely. We've only seen her once before and she's really pretty. Not on a classic porn girl way either. She has a lovely round face and a pretty figure. Most of the girls had natural boobs (except the two older ones - Nicki and Shayla). I'm really pleased to see that the newer generation of porn stars is going for the natural look. All we need them to do now is get rid of the stupid tattoos and grow some pubes.
This was a modern porn that was actually worth watching. A nice, fun film with some decent action in it. And it wasn't a parody! Definitely worth a watch and we will be looking out for Part 2 and any more Erica McLean films we can get our hands on.
You can buy Flying Pink Pig here through Uncut DVDs in Australia.
