We have a small pile of DVDs that we got free with an order one time that are the sort of disk that comes as a free insert in a skin mag. After getting caught expecting something decent from one of these once (see our review of Red Hot Amateurs 4 from a while back) we have learned to recognise these and avoid them when we want to watch some real porn. If we feel like laughing our heads off one night and there's nothing funny on TV, we dig one out and have a chuckle. Last night was one of those nights.
Innocent Desires 4 - I'm just a sweet young thing and I like to touch my own snatch. A quality production. It was, just as described - young girls touching their own snatches. There was a lot more action than that horrid amateur thing we watched before, and it wasn't as deeply disturbing as the over 40s title we watched a few days ago (review to come soon). Apart from girl 6 who had the worst looking boob job you have ever seen they were fairly easy on the eyes and you got to see all the action. Had it not been for the comical production, this might have been almost worth watching as a porn!
Comical production? Allow me to explain. It starts with the dialogue. Half the scenes were basic straight to camera "ooh watch me touch my tight snatch" running commentary type scenes that would have been much better if they had just SHUT UP and touched their snatches. The other half tried to set up a scene. If I may quote - picture two girls sitting on the couch wearing skimpy underwear:
Girl 1: "Let's go to the mall."
Girl 2: "But it's so hot out."
Girl 1: "I know. I got a new dildo.. want to see?" (pulls it out from behind one of the cushions on the couch and sticks it up herself)
Girl 2: "Wow!"
Girl 1: "I have another. Do you want to try?" (pulls it out from behind another cushion and hands it over)
Shakespeare move over. And the delivery was so natural too. I suspect they were reading it off big cards that someone was holding up out of shot because they were looking blankly off into the distance while delivering this quality dialogue.
The location. All the scenes were set in the same house although they seemed to be trying to pretend that they weren't. It was easy to spot because the house was the most garishly decorated place I have ever scene. I think the style was supposed to be Turkish harem but ended up tacky bordello.
The editing. The girl is moaning and groaning and fingering and suddenly she stops, says "what?", looks at someone off shot, listens for a while, says "uh huh", changes position and starts moaning and groaning and fingering again. And they left that in the final cut! Folks - editing. EDITING. EDITING
The sound. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This was the best bit. The house must have been on a main road because the traffic noise was really loud in every scene. The best bit though is in at least half of the scenes, while watching some chick moaning and pouting you could clearly hear another scene going on in the next room. The thing that really surprised me was that they had the budget for a second cameraman. They could have at least closed the door or something.
It look us till scene 5 before we saw anything remotely resembling a real orgasm (but she had about 3 which was nice). The rest were the most obvious bad fakes. The toys that were used were either really cheap basic vibes or really cheap knock offs of better vibes. Half the time they were obviously not turned on (the toy, not the girls.. though in some cases I think that comment applies equally to both). I think only two girls were smart enough to know where the on switch was.
I've seen amateur sex videos on the Internet with better production than this. If you buy skin mags, make sure the mag is worth the money because the free DVD certainly won't be.
Had we been in the mood for porn this would have been a big let down. Since we weren't, it had us rolling around laughing.
