Today we are looking at a classic. Alpha blue's DVD re-release of the 70s classic The Devil Inside Her. This one arrived as a freebie in our last order (yes, we do get a lot of freebies... and we buy way more porn than any sane couple ought to). Despite this, it isn't a stroke magazine giveaway but an actual, real, classic porn. About Satan.
The arrival of this one had Mrs Dave and I wondering whether the porn shop we bought from had sold their souls and started sending satanic porn to all their customers to convert them as well. Not a bad tactic. It's certainly more persuasive than having leaflets thrust at you by annoyingly cheerful strangers on your doorstep early on a Sunday morning.
You may have seen in other reviews that we like the classic porn. The girls are natural. There is often an actual plot. The sex is more varied and doesn't go on for hours. This one had all of that. Plus Satan. OK, the plot wasn't going to win any academy awards and it's certainly not in the same league as classics like Deep Throat, Behind the Green Door or The Opening of Misty Beethoven but it's certainly a good, watchable porn.
The plot involves two sisters (Faith and Hope) who live with their Puritan parents in 1820's New England. They tried to do the 1820s costumes but it came out more 70s hippy than New England Puritan but I'll give them marks for effort. Both girls are lusting after the same guy. Forgotten his name... I'll call him Pudding Head because of his appalling 70's bowl haircut. Anyway, Puritan dad sees Pudding Head kissing one sister (Faith - the nice one) and proceeds to beat her (not very convincingly) with a stick. Because she is obviously a HARLOT! After said beating she runs off to find Pudding Head again so see whether he can confront her father and get permission to marry her. Meanwhile, the other sister (Hope - the naughty one) decides instead to pledge her soul to the Devil so he can help her get the guy (as you do). The Devil appears, strangely enough as a slightly balding, hairy dude with Kiss-style eye makeup and a thing for testicle bondage, and grants her wish. She races off to the local witch to get a love potion. After obtaining the secret ingredient by milking the seed from a wood sprite (giving a blowjob to a guy with bad eye makeup, sitting in a tree), she drinks the potion and lo and behold Pudding Head appears and ravishes her. But the Devil has deceived her! Don't they always... you never can trust those Devils. It isn't really Pudding Head but the Devil in disguise. You can tell because of the eye makeup and the over-the-top face acting. Being the Devil he finishes and leaves her unsatisfied and craving COCK! To fill the void (so to speak) she finds some handy vegetables and uses those with some vigor. We leave her indulging in vegetal coitus and go off to see what has become of the rest of the family.
It turns out, the Devil is having a wonderful time. Its on for young and old as he takes various shapes and ravishes nice sister (in the guise of Pudding Head), mother (as himself), nice sister again (in the guise of mother), Pudding Head (disguised as nice sister) and naughty sister again (in the guise of Puritan father, which was a tad creepy). After all this, Puritan father finds naughty sister, naked in a field, and is told in no uncertain terms that she has given her soul to Satan and will be going to the sabbath that night to marry him. Nice sister is to be the sacrifice. She vanishes to prepare and he runs off to find nice sister and save her.
Cut to the sabbath, which is basically one long orgy scene, featuring (amongst other highlights) a special appearance by the famous Annie Sprinkles getting pissed on by three guys. Apparently this sort of thing is what she is famous for (hence the name "Sprinkles"), and what was billed as "the worlds first triple penetration" - two in the vag with Satan himself in the butt. They didn't show that much of it in close-up and judging by the contortions involved getting everyone into position, there was probably more fumbling and falling out going on than penetrating. Anyway, father and Pudding Head arrive just in time to save the day. Naughty sister dies and goes to become Satan's consort. Nice sister gets to marry Pudding Head. The end. Everyone is happy.
Not the world's greatest porn but certainly not the worst either. It took itself way too seriously and with 30 years hindsight looked very silly indeed. More amusing than arousing, but nonetheless it was a good, fun classic. Big 1970's bushes. Short sex scenes. Varied positions, not every scene ends with anal. No facials. No Viagra. Sort of a plot. And it had a bonus XXX Satanism scene on the disk as well. What more could you want? Seriously guys, I hope you read those contracts carefully before you signed your souls away, the Devil writes very tiny small print...
If you want to read Mrs Dave's opinion of The Devil Inside Her, click here.
