Us Reviewing Things

Mrs Dave (like many women I suspect) likes a bit of additional clit stimulation during sex. This is fine and my fingers are usually more than happy to oblige. There are some positions though, where getting my fingers into the action is difficult and others where the contortions involved cause my fingers to go numb before Mrs Dave is anywhere near ready. For these occasions, we decided to give the Soft Touch Eagle from Cal Exotics a try.

The Eagle is a clit stimulator in the shape of an eagle (obviously), lovingly crafted from uber-stretchy cyberskin-type material. The penis is inserted into a hole in the eagle's body. The head and beak project forwards to stimulate the clit and the tail projects back to stimulate the anal area (yes, it does look like you have impaled some endangered wildlife on your dick).

We lubed me up and slipped the eagle on. After we had finished falling about laughing at the sight of me with my dick stuck through a small pink bird of prey, we got down to the serious business of testing. It fits firmly around the base of the penis and comfort wise it's fine (try to avoid getting pubes stuck underneath... that's not very comfortable at all). It's tight enough to act as a cock ring which is kind of cool. The problem is, it doesn't stimulate the clit. At least not Mrs Dave's clit. The eagle beak is just too short and doesn't reach. I don't know whether Mrs Dave is just a funny shape down there but it really didn't go anywhere near it.  I suspect though, that Mrs Dave's anatomy is quite normally proportioned, and it's the design of the eagle that's at fault. I'm a man of fairly average endowment, so it certainly wasn't my incredible girth pushing it out of shape.

Eventually we managed to find a position where, through some awkward contortions, we managed to get the thing to connect with its intended target. That's when we discovered the second problem. The same uber-stretchy cyberskin material that makes it nice and comfy to wear, also makes it too soft and squidgy to exert any pressure on the clit.

We tried putting it on backwards to see if the eagle's tail did any better. It didn't. Mrs Dave also ended up with the beak jabbing her in the bum which was (judging by the look on her face) not comfortable. We even tried putting the thing on sideways to see if the thick cock ring part would do the job on its own. It didn't. In summary, whatever it was supposed to do, it just didn't.

There is another hole in the side of the eagle's head where a bullet vibe can be inserted but we didn't bother. Actually, after fumbling with this thing for a while the thought of putting a bullet in the side of its head became strangely attractive.

This is a nice idea but poorly executed. I'm sure with a bit of tweaking the concept could work quite well. As it is though, the eagle is a dead loss.