I love women. Specifically, I love A woman (Mrs Dave), but more generally, I love the female form. I truly appreciate a lovely face, breast, buttock or frankly, any other part of the female form that takes my eye. I am, in short, a letch. I love looking at women. The only thing I love more than looking at women is looking at naked women. I am firmly of the opinion that, in clement weather, clothing for women should be illegal. I know that there are some women out there who's naked form would not inspire thoughts of beauty, but these are few and far between. Overall, the benefits of banning clothing for women would be far greater than the penalty of occasionally glancing at something hideous, at least in Sydney where we have some of the most beautiful women in the world (especially Mrs Dave)...I can't speak for other cities.
But what, I hear the female members of the audience ask, about the men? Why should we go naked while the men stay clothed? Why can't we look at the male form while you gaze adoringly at us? A very wise person once said - "The female form is luscious, curvaceous, a thing of beauty and a joy to behold. The male form is lumpy, hairy and should never be seen in polite company". Notwithstanding those wise words, in the name of equality, if women truly desire to gaze upon our pasty, hairy, slightly less-well-toned-than-they-could-be bodies, I will agree to shed my clothes as well. I am sure however, that once the initial screams of horror have died down, the ladies present will ,very politely, suggest that maybe it would be best for the future of humanity if I put my clothes on again. I'm sure that post traumatic stress counselling professionals would be fully booked for months afterwards.
Given that my chances of being elected president of the world, and enacting such legislation is fairly remote, I have to rely on other means to ogle naked woman. This is why the internet was invented. There is one thing though that I love looking at more than naked women, and that is women cumming. Particularly women masturbating. That way, there is no lumpy, hairy male body involved.
Since my chances of making nudity compulsory are slim, my chances of making constant masturbation compulsory are even slimmer. Fortunately, another great Australian website Ifeelmyself.com provides me with all the masturbating women I could ever need.
Ifeelmyself is Beautiful Agony's sluttier sister. It's run by the same company and shares much the same concept - women (sorry girls, no guys on this one) masturbating on camera. This time though, it's not just head and shoulders. You get to see much more of the action. Having said that though, this isn't your normal porn site. There's no gynaecological close-ups here. They are all amateurs and most of the clips are user submitted (I think they do go out and film some of them). It's usually one static camera. Full body shot. Some strip off, some stay fully clothed. They are all shapes and sizes. Some just masturbate. Some talk to the camera. They all look fantastic when they cum. There is something about a female orgasm. A REAL female orgasm, that makes the woman having it, the most beautiful sight in the world.
This is a fantastic site. It's so different to almost all the other sites out there. It's tasteful for a start. It's not bleached blondes, silicone boobs, pussy close ups and monster dildos. It's real women, really enjoying themselves. They have hips, real breasts, curves, real bodies and real orgasms. They are so much more beautiful than the plastic Vivid girls we are used to seeing.
This isn't porn. This is erotica. I don't care that some of them stay clothed, this is a hundred times more arrousing than the crap that makes up 99% of the porn we see. This is why Australia is the best nation on earth. We come up with the best adult sites in the history of the internet. We rule.
