Have you heard of the new trend of vajazzling? Basically it involves sticking sparkly crystals on a freshly waxed pubic area. It seemed to take off after Jennifer Love-Hewitt went on the George Lopez show and talked about how she'd "vajazzled her va-jay-jay" (an expression which I cannot bear, by the way). Anyway, the trend started and about a month ago, Dave sent me a link to an article about a salon in New York that does it and the costs involved (massive...like 4 figure massive.. but they do claim to use genuine hand cut Swarovski crystals). The author of the article then told of her own experiences with a cheaper option.
I read the article, laughed heartily, then forgot all about it. That is until last week. You see, last week I placed an order for a variety of products (to provide review fodder) and I spent enough to qualify for some free gifts. Now the majority of these were tat - penis ice trays, fake nipples, feather ticklers, Bucks' or Hens' night games - you get the drift. I went through the list thinking that I wouldn't bother selecting anything. Then I found some fake tattoos that weren't too bad, so I was inspired enough to keep going. Then I found a different set of fake tattoos, henna this time, that I thought looked OK. "Ah well", I thought, "if nothing else, I'll remove the packaging and give them to the kids to use. They love putting fake tattoos on". I continued through the list (I have to admit, it was extensive). Then I found "Sexy Crystal Body Sparkles". "What the heck?" I thought, "let's get a bit of sparkle going." So there were my free gifts chosen, order completed and I just had to sit back and wait for it to turn up.
