Well folks, the infamous "to be watched" pile threw up another "classic" the other night - Rings of Passion from director Willie Creps in 1973 and re-released in 2005 by Video-X-Pix. I use the term "classic" loosely. It didn't suck by any means (although plenty of the actors did... quite literally), but it was not on par with the true classics like Resurrection of Eve. This film starred a few big names from the 70s including John Holmes (as Johnny Wadd, also in Autobiography of a Flea) and Sharon Thorpe (as Julie Holmes, also in Candy Stripers and SexWorld), but also some lesser-known actors such as Nina Fause (as Clair Stairlove). In fact, there's only eight major characters in the entire film.
Essentially, Clair (Nina Fause) is married to Phil (Tyler Reynolds as Phil Garde), Julie (Sharon Thorpe) is married to Pete (Peter Hand) and Monica (Laura Bourbon as Monica Tite) is single, looking for Mr Right (or at least, Mr Not Too Big), first in John (John Holmes) then later in David (Larry Games). All three girls are dissatisfied with their current sex lives. Clair and Julie feel unwanted by their husbands as neither has had sex for ages and both are frustrated. Phil just isn't interested and Pete's idea of foreplay is to say "roll over honey and let me fuck you in the ass". Monica can't cope with her current boyfriend John, as he is both too big to fuck and too big to suck.
