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Small Butty Vibe

Some considerable time ago, we purchased a new vibe and got as a freebie, a small, vibrating butt plug (the Small Butty Vibe from Downunder Toys, a small Australian toy manufacturer). The packaging says it's ideal to be given away as a party favour. Obviously we go to the wrong sort of parties, because I've never seen one given away in an adult lolly bag. Dave eyed it off, and indeed tried it, but we had other things to shove up his bum, so it got put aside for my use. Well after my past, less than stellar anal experiences, the poor, unloved butt plug got shoved in the cupboard and left alone (hey, at least I didn't chuck it out).

After watching Tristan's Expert Guide to Anal Sex, and the massively more-successful-than-anything-else-we-had-tried-before anal experience we had after, I agreed to try it again.

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Pink Water

As both Mrs Dave and I are big, hemp-wearing, organic-loving hippies, we prefer to use organic lube. Up until now, there hasn't been much of a range of organic lubes available here in Oz. There's our old favorite Sylk and a couple of others (such as Sensua Organics) that we tried before but with limited success. In the last year or so there have been a few more come onto the Australian market so we thought we would give them a go. The first is Pink Water for Women.

There are a few lubes in the "Pink" range. "Water" is, obviously their water-based product. They also do a silicone and a hybrid lube. Watch for reviews of those in the near future. It's all natural and free of all the nasty chemicals you find in a lot of lubes. The "For Women" bit is code for "pH neutral, natural and kind to delicate skin". Obviously men don't want that in a lube. We prefer to lube up with a mix of axle grease, gravel and battery acid. Leaving aside minor niggles with their marketing, we put this one though its paces.

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Every Inch A Lady

Another random classic from the to be watched pile today. Every Inch A Lady was produced in 1975 by the Amero brothers and starts a who's who of 70 porn stars. Darby Lloyd Rains, Kim Pope, Jamie Gillis, Marc Stevens, Mr Infinity, and Hairy, I mean Harry, Reems are the headliners. I don't now whether she was deliberately made up to look older but Darby looked far older than she was in this one. She was just over thirty when it was made but looked 50. It was either makeup or very hard living.

As with most porn from that era that has survived, this one has a coherent (if implausable) plot. Crystal Laverne is the owner of New York's most famous call girl (and guy) agency. She is happy, successful and about to be married to Chino. She has the perfect life... or does she? Could the handsome (keep with me here... lots of back hair and a big molester moustache was handsome back then) Chino be plotting against her?

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